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Funny Dog Quotes & Dog Sayings

Collection of funny dog quotes and dog sayings…

“Acquiring a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.” ~ Mordecai Wyatt Johnson

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” ~ Andy Rooney

“Beware of pit bulls, they will steal your heart.”

“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.” ~ Max Eastman

“I like big mutts and I cannot lie.”

“I’m so glad you’re home… somebody pooped in the hall.”

“In a dog’s life, some plaster would fall, some cushions would open, some rugs would shred. Like any relationship, this one had its costs.” ~ John Grogan, Marley and Me

“It really is the dog’s home. We just pay the mortgage.”

“Rescues are my favorite breed.”

“Sometimes the prince has four legs.”

“Today I will try to be as great as my dog thinks I am.”

“Wag often, bark less.”

Dog Quotes & Dog Sayings – Inspirational

Collection of inspirational dog quotes and dog sayings…

“A dog is the only creature evolved enough to convey pure joy.”

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” ~ Josh Billings

“A dog wags its tail with its heart.” ~ Martin Buxbaum

“A person can learn a lot from a dog.” ~ John Grogan, Marley and Me

“All you need is love and a dog.”

“Dogs fill an empty space we didn’t know we had.” ~ Thom Jones

“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them.” ~ Thom Jones

“Dogs never lie about love.” ~ Jeffrey Moussaieff

“Give him your heart and he will give you his.” ~ John Grogan Marley and Me

“Home is where your dog is.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they go.” ~ Will Rogers

“In a perfect world every dog has a home.”

“It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it?” ~ John Grogan, Marley and Me

“Only after you fall in love will I tell you I’m a pit bull.”

“The only thing a dog needs more than love is to give it.”

“Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.” – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

“People will know how large your soul is by how you treat a dog.”

“The road to my heart is paved with paws.”

“Sit. Stay. Smile.”

“To have a soul is to feel love, loyalty and gratitude.” (paraphrased from James Herriot)

We hope you’ve enjoy our collection of dog quotes and dog sayings!